Life is way too short...

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 11/09/2015 at 15:49 • Filed to: oppo truths

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...to worry about what other people will think of you based solely on what you drive.

That is all.

Party-vi > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:52

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But everyone thinks I’m a prick.

/BMWdriver

/Prick

My citroen won't start > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:53

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I’ve never driven my Range Rover over any sort of offroad path or dirt or water puddles.

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:56

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Exactly why I walk around with my junk hanging out all the time.

OK, it’s prosthetic junk and comically large, but it definitely distracts from the minivan.

BeaterGT > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:56

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Plus if you driving a Murano Cross Cab there’s a good chance you give very little fucks about anything.

Party-vi > My citroen won't start 11/09/2015 at 15:57

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I don’t blame you - it’s not a Jeep :P

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:58

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|Life is way to short to worry about what other people will think of you.

FTFY

Gamecat235 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 15:59

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Dammit. I knew I should have bought that H3 Alpha.

bob and john > Party-vi 11/09/2015 at 15:59

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its not the BMW thats doing that :D

deekster_caddy > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 16:02

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But everyone thinks I’m an eclectic kook.

/weird stable of cars

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 11/09/2015 at 16:02

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Party-vi > bob and john 11/09/2015 at 16:02

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It’s the vape pen and frosted tips, isn’t it?

Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 16:02

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When I bought the E90:

One of the partners at my firm: “BMW drivers are the most aggressive/biggest assholes on the road”.

Me: “Aw, I guess I should have bought something that isn’t super fun, super nice, and super handsome...I bet you have never wanted a car like that...”

Him: Fuck you.

Me:

bob and john > Party-vi 11/09/2015 at 16:03

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yep. let me guess. Oakleys as well?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > bob and john 11/09/2015 at 16:07

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White Oakleys specifically.

Rico > Gamecat235 11/09/2015 at 16:10

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You’re just in time!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Gamecat235 11/09/2015 at 16:10

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Well, yeah. Even more so if it was an H3T Alpha.

Party-vi > bob and john 11/09/2015 at 16:18

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The worst part is that I actually have Oakley Mag Fours, but they’re collecting dust somewhere in a closet.

Do my Mykitas count?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2015 at 16:44

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Also, I'm rich because I drive a Mercedes

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 11/09/2015 at 16:47

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ooooooooooooo BURN

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 11/09/2015 at 17:17

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Clearly.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > deekster_caddy 11/09/2015 at 17:19

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I assume that's what you're going for.